If you follow my blog, you know that
I Don't Love To Cook BUT
I Love To Bake. I think I am a baking diva.......really. I post some pretty impressive pictures and boast about my skills. I actually have one whole tab devoted just to baking. I have been known to pat myself on the back and volunteer for every single baking project possible. This dates back to 1989 when Scott started pre-k, I am withholding the remaining details because they are too painful for me to share. I recently posted about a baking marathon
here, for Chuck's brother who is leaving for Kuwait. It was fairly impressive.
Well now it's time to dish the dirt, spill the beans, tell the truth. I made this first........
Cappuccino Mousse Trifle
This went very well....all ingredients were included,
added in the right order. Good!!
I quickly move on to cupcakes. I plan on making 4 dozen, 2 dozen yellow cake, 2 dozen chocolate cake. I use a box mix, tweaked ever so slightly, this will go quickly!!!!
I started with yellow cake cupcakes. All ingredients are added, the cupcake batter is perfectly placed in the cute little wrappers, in to the oven they go......wow, I am doing fabulous!!!! The timer is set and I take a much deserved break to check on some blogger friends.
The timer dings, a rotation of the cupcakes is needed. I open the oven door and the oven is consumed with cob webs. Now when I say consumed, I mean it looks like someone took cotton and stretched it in the oven, from one side to the other. Crap....how did that happen and more importantly how did I not see it before now. It's o.k., I have a plan. I will finish baking them and feed them to the birds. Good plan!!! The cupcakes finish, I turn the oven off so I can clean it when it cools off. I take one additional break to check my facebook page, no action there so I move on to bloggerville.
Now is the perfect time to realize I do not have another yellow cake mix. That's o.k. I will just bring 12, no one will notice. The oven is cleaned and it's time to move on!!!!
I over bake the second patch....crap, I hope no one notices!!!
Ooooohhhhh no, Chuck eats one of these, now there's only 11.....that's o.k., no one will notice!!!
Don't they look great!!!!!
These are next........
2 Dozen Chocolate Cupcakes
At this point I am exhausted & complaining.
I started way too late to accomplish all the things I need to do!!!!
Now Chuck is helping!!!!
Next, I make cake balls, they turn out like s___, so I decide to abandon those!!
On to this........
Gooey Butter Cake
At this point I have so many timers set that I am clueless as to why things are dinging!! I turned the oven off, (whoops) instead of the timer, so un-be-knownst to me, the Gooey Butter Cake is cooking in the oven which has been turned off!! So actually, it's not cooking at all!!!!
There is sooooo much more but I think you get the idea. It was a bit of a disaster. I will add one more funny little tid-bit. I went to the party with one leg and one armpit shaved, I am not certain if washed my hair. Don't ask, I'm not telling!!!!!